"Meow, I am Tammy Tenpenny.  I am a very pretty girl that has hit bad times.  I was dumped at a home, or God led me to this home where I could find help.  I am a good cat and did not deserve this, but, life is very hard sometimes.  My luck has changed, these nice people helped me get to the rescue and they took me to the vet.  I am on my way to being a pampered princess, so all I need is a furever home to reign over.  Please come get me, I am ready to rule."